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Monday Mocha – Just another day in paradise

Your Coffee and Cigarettes™ Hosted and Created by Christopher John Taylor with memorable Guest/Co-Hosts bringing your News, Traffic, and Weather like nobody else, always with a slight chance of Karaoke! Today, Crash and the gang pour over the weekend news and last week’s weather and Bill thinks about becoming President.

Friday Frapstravaganza – News, Weather and Dog Sperm

Your Coffee and Cigarettes™ Hosted and Created by Christopher John Taylor with memorable Guest/Co-Hosts bringing your News, Traffic, and Weather like nobody else, always with a slight chance of Karaoke! Today, Crash and the gang bring you the latest headlines from the White House, Last week’s weather outlook with Dick Gently and Ned Peterson takes on the filthy world of dog sperm banks and how they may effect you!

GODZILLA Wednesday – Sex, Lies and Audio Tape

Your Coffee and Cigarettes™ Hosted and Created by Christopher John Taylor with memorable Guest/Co-Hosts bringing your News, Traffic, and Weather like nobody else, always with a slight chance of Karaoke! Today, Crash and the gang bring the headlines and get into all kinds of trouble talking sex, lies and various other tidbits we’re sure you’ll enjoy!

Monday Mocha – Bob Saget, IUD’s, and Fort Knox

Your Coffee and Cigarettes™ Hosted and Created by Christopher John Taylor with memorable Guest/Co-Hosts bringing your News, Traffic, and Weather like nobody else, always with a slight chance of Karaoke! Today, Crash and the gang bids farewell to Bob Saget, postulates conspiracy theories, and discusses how the War on Terror could have been done right. Also today’s headlines, sex advice and a new recipe on Cooking with Crash!

GODZILLA Wednesday – Never shoot yourself in the Penis

Your Coffee and Cigarettes™ Hosted and Created by Christopher John Taylor with memorable Guest/Co-Hosts bringing your News, Traffic, and Weather like nobody else, always with a slight chance of Karaoke! Today, Crash tells the fateful tale of his friend Glenn, who shot himself in the penis… with a little help from Crash of course.

Monday Mocha – News, Weather, and Betty White

Your Coffee and Cigarettes™ Hosted and Created by Christopher John Taylor with memorable Guest/Co-Hosts bringing your News, Traffic, and Weather like nobody else, always with a slight chance of Karaoke! Today, Crash and the gang ring in the new year with your news, weather, and Betty White.